I love America. It’s the only place where you can get a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
It’s the country that everyone loves to hate but when bad things go down in the world, we’re the first ones to lend out a helping hand to those who need it. The first to take action. The one that everyone looks to, to lead and to guide. And yeah, we’re also probably the country with the biggest Ego .
Red white and blue. Those colors might be the color of many other national flags but here in the good ol’ US of A, we consider those to be our country’s symbolic colors. In that spirit and in the spirit of Flag Day and July 4th, our nations’ days of pride and joy, we have assembled a number of products at unbeatable prices just for you!
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